BRUNO BESTS BORAT?

Oh, boy!

Homophobes, and even thin-skinned gays, get ready to have your gym socks rocked.
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Sasha Baron Cohen nee Ali G nee Borat nee Bruno is back next month with a second-well third if you wanna get real technical-satiric look at the human condition.

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And while it is tough to imagine how the effeminate (very) gay, Austrian faux fashion interviewer Bruno can top Borat in laughs, or especially box-office, we, shall see.

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Getting on the cover of GQ mag can usually impart a certain manly cache, yet unless you see the

man as a catcher, rather than pitcher, then I'll leave it you you'se to decide
which is up, and that which is down.

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But no denying that Bruno contributes mightily to the GQ July ish.

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Priceless dillio on do's and don't in the world of first rate fashionistas are the stock and rough trade of Bruno, and in this, mein hair does not disappoint, even if you are dirty arschenhaller, or even have one for that matter.
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And, words of wisdom straight from zee bleached blonde Boy Wonder about "bum bleaching":
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"If Bruno didn't get his schmutziger arschenhaller bleached twice a month, his shtinker would

resemble Dizzy Gillespie during a trumpet solo."

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Bruno also discuses his last boyfriend, Diesel, who "vas a genuine pygmy only three eight, so ich made (heem) vear heels so he could give me plow jops mitout me having to bend mein knees."

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As you may guess, Bruno's new movie due July 10 is gonna be a politically incorrect mouthful, or more. A mighty millstone, in the anals of gay history.

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Some nervous-nellie Gay Rights Rainbow peeps are on record saying that

they wonder if all proletariat wankers taking in Bruno will be un-thick enough to "get the joke."

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But from what I have seen and read about Bruno the movie, one would have to be quite retarded, or barring that totally beyond redemption not to get the joke.

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Heil Bruno, and be GLAAD!!!